Zinger Burger

Not really a zinger burger.

Plant-based? No, copy-based.
Read some of the faux-Zinger patties I wrote seated atop my game of throne, or when I was in a non-golden shower.

When can we start converting sex drives to hard drives?

The litmus strip has a larger range than the Kinsey scale.

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in his SAF admin tee.

The root of all evil? Ginseng, honestly.

Don’t you think integrity is a false narrative?

There are no impossible burgers.

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